Sharpest Tool Needlepoint Pillow

Hoe, But Make It Haute.

Not everyone can be the sharpest tool in the shed... and that’s okay. Some of us are out here doing the real work. Enter the “If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe” needlepoint pillow—an iconic blend of irreverent humor and handmade charm.

Hand-stitched with bold blue thread and framed in sunny yellow with soft florals, this statement piece is backed in a plush dusty rose velvet for a look that says: sassy, but classy. It’s a head-turner, a conversation starter, and a must-have for anyone who gets things done (with attitude).

Details:

• Dimensions: 9" x 15" (22.9 x 38.1 cm)
• Front: Wool needlepoint, hand-embroidered
• Back: Pink velvet with Furbish logo
• Insert: Plush polyester fill included
• Care: Spot clean only

Perfect for:
Self-aware legends, housewarming gifts with bite, bachelorette pads, boss babe energy, or anyone embracing their inner garden tool with pride.